Lord Walder took a cup of red himself, and raised it high with a spotted hand. “My guests,” he said. “My honored guests. Be welcome beneath my roof, and at my table.”
— A Storm of Swords
“Death,” he heard himself say, “there will be death, aye. Your Lordship lost a son at the Red Wedding. I lost four upon the Blackwater. And why? Because the Lannisters stole the throne. Go to King’s Landing and look on Tommen with your own eyes, if you doubt me. …
DAMN that was one hell of a chapter.
F YEAH MANDERLY!
“I dearly hope that the ending will be filled with surprises, none of which I wish to predict. The only thing I truly want to see is The Twins burned to the ground.”
House Manderly by Sir-Heartsalot
“I like how all the houses have their own little genetic quirk. Lannisters are all blonde, Targaryen’s have the purple eyes, the Cleganes are all going to Hell, the Tullys are like, fishy or something? And the Manderlys are just bloated pieces of flotsam from the river.”
“the Tullys are like,
fishyhot or something”
Walder Frey: What can you offer me to let you cross this time?
UnCat: *offers pie*
Walder Frey: Smells like pork, heh.
LMAO
I love all the Frey pie jokes, they never get old for me.
Despite all that they’ve all been through, I think Frey Pies arethe greatest examples of GRRM trolling his own characters.
